In honor of Halloween, a shout-out to my homie Pat Robertson!

Source: 1992 Iowa fundraising letter opposing a state equal-rights amendment
Text source: 1992 Iowa fundraising letter opposing a state equal-rights amendment

Alice’s To-Do List:

Leave my husband (Though technically, I suppose we left each other.) 

Kill my children (Murdering my darlings counts, yes?)

Practice witchcraft (In my experience, Wiccan spellcrafter and amateur mixologist have much in common, including reliance on pomegranate pips and an excess of fresh-squeezed lemon juice.)

Χ Destroy capitalism

Become a lesbian (More than once, happy to report!)


VERDICT: 4 out of 5

(Not too shabby!)

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[10/30/14: HOUSEKEEPING NEWS: The blog’s About page got a much-overdue makeover. “Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blogger” can now be found here, for them what’s interested.

All my thanks–or possibly my apologies–to Wallace Stevens for the inspiration.]


(Image credit: Uh…every Pinterest board managed by a feminist ever. Also, here.)

11 thoughts on “In honor of Halloween, a shout-out to my homie Pat Robertson!

  1. I like the new About you page quite a bit. As to the feminism criteria:
    1. Thinking on it but can’t follow through as of yet-lots of needless and half-hearted excuses really…
    2. This one is never going to happen so…
    3. Does reading about Wicca briefly, while burning vanilla candles, count?
    4. I don’t know if I have the power alone
    5. Probably not, although I take the stance that the longer I inhabit this earth, the more options I think I should keep open…
    As you see I am woefully lacking so does that mean I have to turn in my card?

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