Alice’s To-Do List:
Leave my husband (Though technically, I suppose we left each other.)
Kill my children (Murdering my darlings counts, yes?)
Practice witchcraft (In my experience, Wiccan spellcrafter and amateur mixologist have much in common, including reliance on pomegranate pips and an excess of fresh-squeezed lemon juice.)
Χ Destroy capitalism
Become a lesbian (More than once, happy to report!)
VERDICT: 4 out of 5
(Not too shabby!)
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[10/30/14: HOUSEKEEPING NEWS: The blog’s About page got a much-overdue makeover. “Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blogger” can now be found here, for them what’s interested.
All my thanks–or possibly my apologies–to Wallace Stevens for the inspiration.]
(Image credit: Uh…every Pinterest board managed by a feminist ever. Also, here.)
lol-happy hallows, Alice!
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Thanks! Back atcha!!
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Yep. Confirms why I never give PR, RL, et al. any of my energy.
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Good choice! May be fun for the occasional chuckle, but Robertson’s cess is not the kind of pool one wants to do regular laps in…
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Hey, October’s not over yet. Give a person a chance.
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You’re right!! I’m giving up too soon! Clearly I gotta put my creative thinking cap on…
[JUST UNDER TWO WEEKS LEFT TO DESTROY CAPITALISM. TIME TO SHAKE YOUR TAIL FEATHERS, ISAK.]
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I’m not convinced that it won’t destroy itself, although the timeline’s way beyond even my wildest guess. But it does raise the question: What do we do next?
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Yes. That is the pickle, isn’t it.
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Reblogged this on coffee and a blank page and commented:
Running a quick review of my to-do list from last year, appears I’m still slacking off in the same area.
Tsk tsk, Alice. Gotta do better by next October!
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I like the new About you page quite a bit. As to the feminism criteria:
1. Thinking on it but can’t follow through as of yet-lots of needless and half-hearted excuses really…
2. This one is never going to happen so…
3. Does reading about Wicca briefly, while burning vanilla candles, count?
4. I don’t know if I have the power alone
5. Probably not, although I take the stance that the longer I inhabit this earth, the more options I think I should keep open…
As you see I am woefully lacking so does that mean I have to turn in my card?
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No–I think it just means you can’t be homies with Pat Robertson…
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