I’ve been doing some updating of the site that I wanted to bring to your attention. For the next few minutes, I ask that you turn your full attention to the Firefly crew as they demonstrate the new features of this blog. ~a.i.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. This is Captain Malcolm Reynolds of the Serenity, Firefly-class spaceship and prematurely decommissioned Whedon-led production. Welcome aboard Alice’s blog!
Please remember not to tamper with the lavatory smoke detectors.
Now, Alice tells us she’s noticing a lot of new readers ’round these parts lately, so first off, we wanted to say: Howdy to the newbies!
In fact, when Alice checked her stats today and saw the number of RLY EARLY posts y’all been reading (yknow, those ones she wrote in the first few months before she totally got her blogger-legs under her), at first she felt a bit:
But–just between us–we all know bloggers love it when people find a post interesting enough that they want to read more. So we’re pretty sure she’s feeling more:
AAAND… Moving right along to those features–
NEW PAGE #1: Words, Words, Words
Alice’s list of her MOST FAVORITEST QUOTATIONS OF ALL TIME EVER (at least, as of today) has gotten a facelift. Please check it out.
You might even leave a favorite quotation of your own, if you feel so inclined.
NEW PAGE #2: Say hello!
Alice also created a contact page for folks who might wanna say something to her without leaving a comment on a specific post. Or maybe you just wanna know where else she can be found online so you can bask in her brilliant commentary all day long.
Makes total sense.
I mean, her pins and posts bring that out in most of us.
And as a treat for all y’all that do stop on by the contact page, Alice wanted to leave you sumthin’ squee-worthy.
No. Not quite that much SQUEE.
No. Not that either.
Let’s just say, a Jayne’s-hat-level of squee. M’kay?
Feel free to give Alice my regards when you stop by.
We realize that you have choices when selecting a blog provider, and we want to thank you for choosing Coffee and a Blank Page.
Please check around your seat for any personal ideologies you may have brought on board with you–and please use caution when opening the overhead bins, as heavy thoughts may have shifted around during flight.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog.
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