Just try not to catch anything on fire in the process.
Especially things you’re probably gonna want later.
Like, say, maybe the girls.
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Ha ha! Now the advice is seared into my brain — no fire setting!
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My job here is done.
😉
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LOL after two babies, my belly would have burn marks trying to do that.
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Haha! I suspect, given MY coordination, I’da burnt off both my eyebrows. Probably caught half my hair on fire, too. Can’t say how I’d manage that, exactly — just that I would!
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Independent suspension. I can always count on you, Alice.
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haha!! And yes. Yes you can always count on me.
[Alice’s blog: Your One-Stop Spot to Shop for All Your Slightly-Sexualized-Body-Related Humor Needs!]
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My question is, how does she stop doing that?
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Quickly and carefully, one hopes! With a bucket of water and some salves to the ready, as needed.
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Excellent 😃
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TY! *bows deeply, flourishing a ostrich feather fan behind her*
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That makes my aging chest hurt…all that wiggling and gyrating and spinning. My girls just don’t sit as high and firm as they used to 😉
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‘S okay, Deb. You have other talents you can let shine today. Talents also compatible with bra-wearing. 😀
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Blazing pasties! Snerk!
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A far better image for the day, I thought, than all those mouth-breathing dudes on youtube trying [and failing!] to shoot firecrackers off from their pants. Front and back of the trou — I found a disturbingly high number of each.
But this woman?? REAL SKILL AND TALENT. 😀
#mesmerizingtatas
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