[EDITOR NOTE: It has been brought to this unfunny feminist’s attention that during an earlier attempt at sharing this story, the Interwebs themselves were so entertained that they completely snarfled the post. Our apologies for the technical snafu, and we now return you to your regularly scheduled blog entertainment!]

I realize it’s been quite awhile since my last (un)funny feminist post. But ever since I first watched Matthew Broussard’s recent stand-up performance on Conan I’ve been feeling terribly, terribly sad at the thought of anyone being deprived of this pleasure.
And so, without further ado:
Heeeeere’s Matthew!
[Please join me for a party in the comment section after viewing. Attendees are invited to share your favorite lines and/or your best digital representation of laughter! Adult beverages to be provided at no extra charge.]
After-Viewing Party!
So! What’d ya think??
Here—I’ll get us started:
“Vaginal Imperialism”
[image via giphy.com]
Excuse me… Is that from That 70 Show?
LikeLike
yup!
LikeLike
Well, since everyone took mine already, I’ll go with “I just want to address this up top–I look like a douchebag.” HE REALLY DOES!
LikeLiked by 1 person
While repetition in this case is not only permitted, it is positively expected!, yes — this line most def requires a shout-out. And that bit about how ’80s movies taught us not to trust anyone with his hair and bone structure?? YES!
LikeLike
“That’s like calling your face your throat…” and I’ll take a Cosmo this time around.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh yeah!! That line in particular GAVE ME LIFE.
I’ll have your drink sent right over!!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Very funny and, ah, G-spot on!
LikeLiked by 1 person
hahaha!!! NICE ONE!
LikeLiked by 1 person
😂
LikeLiked by 1 person
LikeLiked by 1 person
I laughed a LOT! Yeah, vaginal imperialism was pretty clever. My computer is about to die. More tomorrow!
LikeLiked by 1 person
MANIFEST OVARIES
LikeLiked by 2 people
LikeLike
Vulva, vulva, vulva. I’d never heard of him before — hilarious routine. Not a douchebag at all!
LikeLiked by 2 people
vulva vulva vulva vulva VULVA vulva… 😀
I think that’s the moment I fell totally in love, yeah!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I mean, C’MON!!
LikeLiked by 1 person