The evening started harmlessly enough, psyching myself up for the inevitable horror that will be the third and final presidential debate the way any normal gal does: drinking wine and tweeting quotes about tampons…
By the way, any of y’all who Twitter do follow @ESTBLSHMNT*, yes? Cuz if not, you wanna get on that PRONTO.
*The Establishment, as you may or may not know (but, like, TOTALLY WANNA KNOW), is an online women’s magazine and not “the establishment” that folks get so grumbly about, politically speaking. Though that hasn’t stopped some folks from grumbling at them on Twitter!
Exactly why is @ESTBLSHMNT the single greatest magazine twitter account out there, you may be asking?
BECAUSE THEY SENT ME THIS SECRET BACKSTAGE PHOTO OF THEIR TAMPON FORTRESS, THAT’S WHY.
Color me #SMITTEN.
You might even say, it was love at first tweet.
Catch ya later, folks! I’ve got a party to get to!!
♥ ♥ ♥
So tell me: how did the rest of you spend your evening before the debate?
- Fleeing the country?
- Gouging our your eyes with a melon baller?
- Sticking your fingers in your ears and singing ‘la la la la’ until the whole election is over??
This inquiring mind wants to know!