In Which Alice Flirts with her New Crush!

The evening started harmlessly enough, psyching myself up for the inevitable horror that will be the third and final presidential debate the way any normal gal does: drinking wine and tweeting quotes about tampons…

By the way, any of y’all who Twitter do follow @ESTBLSHMNT*, yes? Cuz if not, you wanna get on that PRONTO.


*The Establishment, as you may or may not know (but, like, TOTALLY WANNA KNOW), is an online women’s magazine and not “the establishment” that folks get so grumbly about, politically speaking. Though that hasn’t stopped some folks from grumbling at them on Twitter!

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Anyhoo!

Exactly why is @ESTBLSHMNT the single greatest magazine twitter account out there, you may be asking?

BECAUSE THEY SENT ME THIS SECRET BACKSTAGE PHOTO OF THEIR TAMPON FORTRESS, THAT’S WHY. Continue reading “In Which Alice Flirts with her New Crush!”

the (un)funny feminist crashes an OB/GYN convention: Vaginal Imperialism

[EDITOR NOTE: It has been brought to this unfunny feminist’s attention that during an earlier attempt at sharing this story, the Interwebs themselves were so entertained that they completely snarfled the post. Our apologies for the technical snafu, and we now return you to your regularly scheduled blog entertainment!]


I laugh because I love.
Finally answering the question: “Can a man ever really be funny?”

I realize it’s been quite awhile since my last (un)funny feminist post. But ever since I first watched Matthew Broussard’s recent stand-up performance on Conan I’ve been feeling terribly, terribly sad at the thought of anyone being deprived of this pleasure.

And so, without further ado:

Heeeeere’s Matthew!

[Please join me for a party in the comment section after viewing. Attendees are invited to share your favorite lines and/or your best digital representation of laughter! Adult beverages to be provided at no extra charge.]

Continue reading “the (un)funny feminist crashes an OB/GYN convention: Vaginal Imperialism”

Surviving Monday in Three Easy Steps!

Sometimes Monday hits like a giant rock on your path. Whatever is a girl (or not-girl) to do??

Fear not!

Making it through to Tuesday is EASY when you follow these three simple steps:

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1) Stay calm;

2) Check your best buddy’s still with ya;

3) And keep on trucking!

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Or keep on Vespa’ing, as the case may be!

#youdoyou


As regular readers of this blog will have already ascertained, last week got a tad bit bumpy ’round these here parts.

But!

Today is a whole new week, with a whole new Monday, which I greet with a whole new attitude. In short: Alice Vespa’s onward!

And how are all of you? Share some #MondayInspirations of your own, if you’ve got ’em!

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